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| 29232 |
Oct 2, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Blue Jays @ A's |
| 29233 |
Oct 2, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
Re: [SmileyList] Blue Jays @ A's [1 Attachment] |
| 29234 |
Oct 2, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Re: [SmileyList] Blue Jays @ A's |
| 29235 |
Oct 2, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
sdn@fln |
| 29236 |
Oct 3, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Reds @ Expos |
| 29237 |
Oct 3, 2013 |
Billy Vanson |
*** RESULTS *** DODGERS @ CUBS |
| 29238 |
Oct 3, 2013 |
Billy Vanson |
Dodgers week 11 comp mgr |
| 29239 |
Oct 3, 2013 |
Ben Lea |
White Sox @ Milwaukee |
| 29240 |
Oct 3, 2013 |
Herb Wilson |
CON @ SLN |
| 29241 |
Oct 3, 2013 |
Rick Field |
ATN @ NYN |
| 29242 |
Oct 3, 2013 |
Gil Smith |
Cubs at Colorado and CM |
| 29243 |
Oct 4, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
MLA-TEA autoplay |
| 29244 |
Oct 4, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Week 10 update |
| 29245 |
Oct 4, 2013 |
Patrick Carr |
SFN at PIN |
| 29246 |
Oct 4, 2013 |
Patrick Carr |
SFN CM for week 11 |
| 29247 |
Oct 4, 2013 |
Jonathan Fellows |
Re: [SmileyList] Week 10 update |
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Oct 4, 2013 |
Rick Field |
ATN (CM) Week 11 |
| 29249 |
Oct 4, 2013 |
Thomas Treece |
Florida @ Atlanta |
| 29250 |
Oct 5, 2013 |
Jeff Tripodi |
Mariners results |
| 29251 |
Oct 5, 2013 |
Michael Rescigno |
SLN@LAN WK 10 & WK 11 CM |
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Oct 5, 2013 |
Michael Rescigno |
TEX@NYA WK 10 & WK 11 CM |
| 29253 |
Oct 6, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Week 11 begins |
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Oct 6, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
SMILEY-OAA@ MLA |
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Oct 6, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
SMILEY-OAA CM Week 12 |
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Oct 6, 2013 |
Ben Lea |
White Sox @ Seattle |
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Oct 7, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
sdn@pin |
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Oct 7, 2013 |
Rick Field |
ATN @ SDN |
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Oct 7, 2013 |
James Pardee |
KCA@OAA 3 Gamer attached.. |
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Oct 8, 2013 |
Steve Bivens |
Expos at Rockies Week 11 |
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Oct 8, 2013 |
Robert Rescigno |
NYA @ DEA |
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Oct 8, 2013 |
Billy Vanson |
*** RESULS *** DODGERS @ METS |
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Oct 9, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Reds @ Dodgers |
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Oct 9, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Blue Jays @ White Sox |
| 29265 |
Oct 9, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
boa@tea |
| 29266 |
Oct 10, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
Dodgers |
| 29267 |
Oct 10, 2013 |
Billy Vanson |
Re: [SmileyList] Dodgers |
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Oct 10, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
Re: [SmileyList] Dodgers |
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Oct 10, 2013 |
Thomas Treece |
Florida @ San Francisco |
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Oct 10, 2013 |
Gil Smith |
Cubs at Reds and CM |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Week 11 update |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
BAA-KCA and MLA-TOA autoplays |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Mike Mashanic |
PIN@MON61 |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Mike Mashanic |
DEAMNA64 |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Patrick Carr |
SFN vs FLN |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Patrick Carr |
SFN CM for week 12 |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Jonathan Fellows |
NYNSLN061 |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Rick Field |
ATN (CM) Week 12 |
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Oct 11, 2013 |
Herb Wilson |
CON @ CHC |
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Oct 12, 2013 |
Jeff Tripodi |
Mariners results |
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Oct 12, 2013 |
Jeff Tripodi |
Mariners CM |
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Oct 12, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
SLN and TEA autoplays |
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Oct 13, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
MNA-BAA autoplay |
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Oct 13, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Week 12 begins |
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Oct 13, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
SMILEY-OAA @ DEA |
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Oct 13, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
SMILEY-OAA CM Week 13 |
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Oct 13, 2013 |
Mike Mashanic |
DEA@KCA67 |
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Oct 14, 2013 |
Patrick Carr |
SFN at CHN |
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Oct 14, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
Re: [SmileyList] SFN at CHN [1 Attachment] |
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Oct 14, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
SMILEY-He's a '93 OAA |
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Oct 14, 2013 |
Billy Vanson |
Tom T......our smiley series |
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Oct 14, 2013 |
Robert Rescigno |
NYA @ CHA |
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Oct 14, 2013 |
James Pardee |
KCA@TOA 3 Game Series attached.. |
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Oct 15, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
boa@oaa |
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Oct 16, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Blue Jays @ Rangers |
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Oct 16, 2013 |
Ben Lea |
White Sox @ Boston |
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Oct 16, 2013 |
Steve Bivens |
Expos at Reds Week 12 |
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Oct 16, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
sdn@nyn |
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Oct 17, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Reds @ Cardinals |
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Oct 17, 2013 |
Mike Mashanic |
PINATN67 |
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Oct 17, 2013 |
Rick Field |
ATN @ FLN |
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Oct 17, 2013 |
Mark Simons |
Milwaukee @ Minnesota |
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Oct 18, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
BAA-SEA autoplay |
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Oct 18, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Week 12 update |
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Oct 18, 2013 |
Herb Wilson |
CON@PIN |
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Oct 18, 2013 |
Gil Smith |
Cubs at San Diego and CM |
| 29307 |
Oct 18, 2013 |
Rick Field |
ATN (CM) Week 13 |
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Oct 18, 2013 |
Thomas Treece |
Florida @ Los Angeles |
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Oct 18, 2013 |
Jonathan Fellows |
NYNCON067 |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
Billy Vanson |
*** RESULTS *** DODGERS @ EXPOS |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
Billy Vanson |
Dodgers manager |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
James Pardee |
Email Change |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
Michael Rescigno |
SLN@SFN WK 12 & WK 13 CM |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
Michael Rescigno |
TEX@BAA WK 12& WK 13 CM |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
Jeff Tripodi |
Mariners results at Milwaukee |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
Patrick Carr |
SFN CM for week 13 |
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Oct 19, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
MNA-NYA autoplay |
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Oct 20, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Week 13 begins |
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Oct 20, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
schedule change |
| 29320 |
Oct 20, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
SMILEY-OAA @ CHA |
| 29321 |
Oct 20, 2013 |
Andrew Kennedy |
SMILEY-OAA CM Week 14 |
| 29322 |
Oct 20, 2013 |
Thomas Treece |
Florida @ Cincinnati |
| 29323 |
Oct 21, 2013 |
Patrick Carr |
SFN at PIN |
| 29324 |
Oct 21, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
Re: Smiley -- Week 13 -- Boston 3 Minnesota 0 |
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Oct 21, 2013 |
Ben Lea |
White Sox @ Baltimore |
| 29326 |
Oct 21, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Blue Jays @ Tigers |
| 29327 |
Oct 21, 2013 |
Robert Rescigno |
NYA @ OAA & CM |
| 29328 |
Oct 21, 2013 |
James Pardee |
KCA@TOA 3 Gamer attached.. |
| 29329 |
Oct 21, 2013 |
James Pardee |
Re: KCA@TOA 3 Gamer attached.. |
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Oct 22, 2013 |
Michael Tomeo |
boa@kca |
| 29331 |
Oct 23, 2013 |
Alan Boodman |
Reds @ Cardinals |
| 29332 |
Oct 23, 2013 |
Steve Bivens |
Expos at Giants Week 13 |
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Message #: 29232
Message from: Alan Boodman
Sent: Oct 2, 2013
Subject: Blue Jays @ A's
The most talented team in the A.L. East visits the team with the worst record (not anymore) in the majors, and our league-leading lucklessness was on full display from start to finish. As always, *nobody* chokes like the Blue Jays, and *nobody* finds a way to lose to far inferior teams like we do (see also "Reds, Cincinnati").... Game 1: Today the Jays made a hero out of scrub pitcher Dave Eiland (6.2 IP, 0 runs), as we LOBbed 12 runners and our Keystone Cops defense (led as ever by the hilarious DP combo of Jose Vizcaino and blown-x machine Robbie '1e15' Alomar) committed one howler after another. Final score: 5-2. Slugging infielder Brent Gates was the offensive hero for the outmanned but surely not out-lucked A's, doubling his season home run total from 2 to 4 and going 3 for 3 with 3 runs & 3 RBI. In the stat that nobody beats us at, we dominated Oakland 9-2 in the RLISP 2-Out category as Toronto's clutch chokers were sadly *not* in rare form. =================================================================== Game 2: Oakland's Pete Schourek didn't pitch well by anyone's standards other than his own, giving up 5 runs but *lowering* his season ERA to 7.59 in the process. Toronto's Pat Borders was today's unlikely hitting hero, putting up the almost Brent Gates-ian line of 4 for 4 with 4 RBI. Schourek left after 8 innings with the score 5-0 against him, all set to take the loss (he didn't), and it looked like Borders' effort would be sufficient (it wasn't). Nobody chokes like the Blue Jays. Jim Abbott's shutout lasted just a few more pitches (single, single, surgical split card gopher, shower) and the disaster was well underway. Enter Superchoker Duane Ward -- the closer with the unhittable card and the ERA now approaching 5.0 -- to finish the job. Ward retired 2 batters before a split-card triple threatened to cut our lead down to 1, and HAL must have figured (correctly) that Kurt Abbott wouldn't deliver the 2-out RBI so he turned Borders from hero to goat by having him donate a critical run-scoring passed ball. Ward made the dreaded bottom of the 9th a repeat of his performance in the 8th, but this time he didn't need any help from Borders. What he did need, after allowing 2 singles, was a perfectly timed 2-out blown-x by Vizcaino that plated the tying run and kept the inning alive so Ward could choke up one final single and nail the coffin shut. Final score: a 5-0 lead in the 8th becomes a 6-5 final, in just another routine performance by the master. =================================================================== Game 3: Today's mediocrity turned sudden Cy Young candidate was Ron Darling, who went the distance and allowed the woefully underachieving Blue Jay offense just 1 run. But woefully underachieving 19-game winner (real life, sure as hell not here) Pat Hentgen matched him every step of the way and the contest was tied 1-1 from the second inning through the 9th. The *top* of the 9th, that is. Toronto had a chance to break the tie when a runner tried to score from first on a 2-out double in the 8th, but a split card was required for a play at the plate so obviously he was out. Hentgen's 115 pitches in 8 innings were deemed to be enough, so Jesse Orosco -- one of our not yet woefully underachieving players, but he's getting around to it -- came in and promptly choked up a leadoff double. Willie Wilson pinch-ran and sauntered over to third on a well-placed groundout. Wilson may have been a threat to steal home once upon a time but those days are gone, or HAL must have figured that Oakland's next 2 batters wouldn't have delivered (we'll never know), so he simply had Orosco balk the losing run home without taking a chance on using those pesky dice rolls to do it. Final score: 2-1. Alan |
